love @ first sight based purely on this look
Crying I’m laughing so hard “is weird how perfectly the song matches with the video and LET DO THIS A THING #benedictdancing”
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I laughed so hard I about choked to death on my own spit. Oh my god, you fucking genius, you.
me at the pet store
*sees a puppy*: “look at that baby!!”
*sees a cat*: “look at that baby!!”
*sees a guinea pig*: “look at that baby!!”
*sees a very large snake*: “look at that baby!!”
*sees an actual baby*: “Dear lord what has satan spawned”
- Me: Please look at this thing I found on tumblr
- Friend: We are both on tumblr. We are mutuals. I see everything you reblog.
- Me: look at this other thing tho
- Friend: You reblogged that from me
my fetish is women who actually look happy to be having sex and look like they have willingly consented to the situation and it must be a niche fetish because it’s shockingly hard to find porn of it
- Me: Please look at this thing I found on tumblr
- Friend: We are both on tumblr. We are mutuals. I see everything you reblog.
- Me: look at this other thing tho
- Friend: You reblogged that from me
guys who rarely wear suits look at least 385% hotter when wearing a suit while guys who usually wear suits look 451% hotter when wearing casual clothes trust me this is science
-wears a dress-
someone: oooo who you lookin good for? ;))
me: i was too lazy to match 2 pieces of clothing so here i am
praise this post
The best advice I have ever gotten from a magazine was in Jane (RIP): if you have to go to work hungover, wear a dress. People will think you look fancier than normal and won’t notice how wrecked you look. Plus it’s much easier to do than trying to match an outfit.
Incredible professional advice.
